Linerzilla

News of charges being dropped against the former Olympic cyclist accused of "forcefully and violently" ripping away reflecting pool liner makes one wonder: is the beast self-destructing, as do all projects of the convicted felon in the White House? What of the ballroom project with a super-secret subterranean lair and ultra-modern rooftop drone port?

When the goon who brought charges against the cyclist was asked how it would be proved that he had caused damage to the reflecting pool liner, she responded "With an expert!". Considering this renovation's current $16M cost to taxpayers, there's no telling what the falsely-accused and fasely-arrested victim's lawsuit for malicious prosecution will cost them.