Teleportation À la FEMA

As shocking as news of a FEMA official who is teleporting around to various places was, it is so encouraging. Imagine how such technology can be leveraged to improve FEMA services!

To any eatery desired no matter how far away. . .

In any bar ditch at any time in an instant. . .

To soon-to-be established off-world outposts. . .

To really remote, hard to access locales. . .

And to as-yet-acquired new territories requiring rebuild. . .

Such technology as this and the Golden Dome under development make Regan's Star Wars shield seem like laughable fantasy never achievable no matter how much it costs taxpayers.