Pre-fails

Watching the convicted felon in the White House failing at every turn to dismantle democracy is more fun than I expected. Having only seen one episode of its reality TV show in which Gary Busey munched on chicken during a meeting and tossed the greasy bones at the conference room curtains was pretty funny, too, but that was all I needed to see of the show to know it was a waste of time to ever watch again. Now when it opens its pie hole to speak of what it is going to do next, it's a foregone conclusion that it will end in failure, as do all of its half-assed endeavors. I especially enjoy watching instances of pushback from courts.

It must be disheartening for its phalanx of slimy lawyers to have to endure so many pre-fails.