An Elixir Of The Aged

As the convicted felon in the White House entertains the whole world with failure after failure, it appears that this is serving as powerful elixir for aged folks drawing healing sustenance from their determination to avoid succumbing to age or ailments before it does.

The best part of it is how no one hawks this elixir better than its own brand-building provider. And when the day finally comes for relief from aggravations of tyrannically political nature it persistently slings, those of us still standing can quaff a tonic of pure, unadulterated success.